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Sadie, Sadie, Married Lady…Now What?
I have to say, I had a bit of a rough landing from Argentina into the Terminal of Reality (it’s actually part of JFK, across the Tarmac of Tough Luck — you have to take a shuttle bus to get there,...
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Schwajak Cagematch
So, we’re moving, and things have gotten ugly in the Schwajak household. It is T minus two days until our big relo. Tensions are running high. The other night I found myself flinging cardboard boxes...
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Welcome to my closet, I live here now.
Hello, friends, readers, and friendly readers! Isn’t it a beautiful day? Doesn’t the sky look unusually blue, the sun particularly…shiny? Don’t you just love life? Don’t you just love New York?...
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From the Baltic Sea, suburban vikings emerge
This weekend, we took a day trip to Scandinavia, a mythical and confounding area. On our way, we saw a great many things. It was an unexpectedly long and arduous journey, one that took us through parts...
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Shame on me.
Oh, dear. Dear, dear me. I haven’t posted in two months! This is terrible and shameful. I started something, I pulled you in, I got you involved, and then I just abandoned it. Or, well, paused it. Left...
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What’s in a name? Oy veys mir, don’t get me started.
*Disclaimer: No offense, Dad. Well, I’ve done it. I’ve given up my given name. I dove right into the name-change process, and I am now legally, officially, irrevocably (kinda) Nina Anne Pajak. I like...
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On falling off the wagon (no, not that one, I was never on that one)
Let’s play a game. It’s called: List the diets you have tried at some point in your life. I’ll go first: Calorie counting (Endless possibilities, never goes out of style.) Atkins (Lasted 4 days before...
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I’m not a girl, not yet a hopelessly lame woman
Last weekend, we and some friends wound up at a pub on the Upper West Side. Those of you who are NYC locals, you know the type. You know that place that always smells like vomit from the curb after...
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It’s a Hannukah Miracle!
I’m back! Soon I will come up with a delightfully entertaining excuse for my three month lapse in blogging, and you will love it and, consequently, me again. Oh hi! I lurve you. But today I want you to...
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Happy Newish Year! Happy Annishversary!
Oh, dear. I’ve done it again. I know, my absence has been inexcusable. I mean, we’ve been over this—you’re now all well aware of my shortcomings, my tendencies towards listlessness and USA Network...
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